Tuesday, May 05, 2009

What Will Tomorrow Bring: Yet Another Sign the Apocalypse is Nigh

Ever heard this one:

Heaven is where you have French cooks, Italian lovers, English policemen, German engineers and everything organized by the Swiss.

Hell is where you have French engineers, English cooks, German policemen, Swiss lovers and everything organized by the Italians.

Oh, and ...

Survey by condom maker Durex shows that, at 123 points, Swiss score more often than the world average. Switzerland scored ahead of Latin lovers Italy (121) and France (120) ... for the record, they were ahead of Germany (117), the United States (85) and Britain (92) as well.

... Fiat CEO Sergio Marchionne has proven he knows how to overhaul the corporate culture of basket-case companies

Oh yeah ... him.

Aww... couldn't resist adding this one. Maybe heaven should have German lovers:
German lovers – aged six and five – try to elope to Africa

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