Grumpy Old Men Quotes: The Stimulus Bill

A billion for prisons?? I'm sick of hearing about prisons. They just do drugs and have sex and don't get rehabilitated. Then they come out and go on unemployment 'cause nobody will hire them. We should send them to a deserted island so they can survive on caterpillars and snails. Maybe we could try shock therapy instead of letting them watch TV from the comfort of their cell.

650 mil for digital TV coupons? If your TV is that old, it's a national treasure and belongs in a museum.